Reginald Jeeves
(...and a bit of Bertie Wooster)




very_good.wav
Very good, sir.

minnie.wav
Jeeves puts down Bertie's musical prowess...respectfully, of course.

jacket.wav
I assumed it had got into your wardrobe by mistake, sir, or else that it had been placed there by your enemies.

handkerchiefs.wav
-Jeeves, you may get rid of those handkerchiefs. I owe it to you.
-Thank you, sir. I destroyed them last night.

soppiness.wav
Jeeves explains that soppiness is at the very heart of a successful love letter.

horseshoes.wav
Jeeves is horrified by Mr. Little's tie.

shake.wav
Jeeves misunderstands an American waitress.

cute.wav
-Say, you're pretty cute, you know that?
-Thank you. So I have been informed.

fascination.wav
American women adore Jeeves...much to Bertie's annoyance.

lucidity.wav
You have been lucidity itself, sir.

cottage.wav
The politest response Jeeves can give in this situation...

not_that_kind.wav
Jeeves...in drag? Doing an American accent? Something's amiss, I dare say...

trousering.wav
Jeeves does not approve of Bertie's new hat.

endeavor.wav
I endeavor to give satisfaction, sir.