10. If a fairy tells you she knows a way to help your dying father, there are going to be strings attached.

9. Even gloomy inhabitants of the underworld enjoy a good jig from time to time.

8. Just because you defeated and/or killed someone or something doesn't mean they won't show up to your wedding.

7. You may think that you've gotten rid of someone by turning them into a cat, but most likely it's only a temporary solution.

6. Sometimes you're better off WITHOUT a sidekick.

5. "Teleportation at Random" doesn't necessarily take you to a safer place.

4. Sometimes there's nothing you can do with a small white rat.

3. Your magic mirror always knows what you're thinking.

2. What would a quest be without a narrow, treacherous staircase somewhere?

1. A piece of moldy cheese just might have a substantial purpose.