10. You can stay perfectly healthy even if you don't bathe or change clothes for over thirty days.

9. When being teleported to a different land by dark magic, your pants may change color.

8. If you're a true hero, you must sign any and all adventurers' logs with a flourish.

7. If you're in a hurry, try not to engage in any sort of conversation with a gnome.

6. Every apothecary will be missing about three ingredients for a dispel potion.

5. When ogresses start speaking in rhyme, get the hell out of there.

4. Many problems can be solved by throwing rocks at something.

3. Almost every attractive woman in Gloriana is either:
A). Married
B). Undead

2. If you've just defeated your archenemy and sent him to his horrible fiery death, make sure you check to see if his dead, broken body IS indeed lying at the base of the tower you threw him out of before going on your merry way.

1. There is no enemy more formidable than Error 52.