Captain...Captain...Jack Sparrow


heard_of.wav
-You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
-But you have heard of me.

remember.wav
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

familiar.wav
You seem somewhat familiar - have I threatened you before?

pirate.wav
-You cheated.
-Pirate.

that_dog.wav
You can keep doing that forever - that dog is never going to move.

ohgood.wav
How far is he willing to go to save her?

brilliance.wav
-This is either madness or brilliance.
-It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

savvy.wav
Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

certain_death.wav
Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

parley.wav
Jack struggles to remember the word "parley".

my_ship.wav
STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

caribbean.wav
Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

rum.wav
But why is the rum gone??

terrible.wav
Must have been terrible for you...well it BLOODY IS NOW!

opportune.wav
If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it.